Quest of getting laid

Well the illegal immigrant loves the idea of getting laid. But the funny thing is that since I came to this country I have been relegated to such punani from single mothers in their early thirties, far white women and occasionaly horny hot kenyans (this one very rare)
Wow I remember how there was so much women back home but problem was there was also as much aids.
Anyway am still really struggling financially but I can quit the job coz then what. I have no papers and no status.
Damn and guess what I owe the IRS money, yaani at i withheld too little. Ngai fafa the money they are taking away can by three acres in africa. WTF

Funny title but it describes where I am right now

Am 25, with a masters degree, out of status living in the US way past my student visa and work permit duration. Severly in debt because of the college tuiton. Unable to go home coz there is really nothing there. Just trying to earn a living while getting adjusted to the new and severe xynaphobia that has become the United States,
Thought this is going to be a nice place where I can bitch and rant and talk about things I would normally not tell anybody.
So yeah its friday and its time to get drunk and for a moment with some money in my account forget that I am the outsider